Tuesday, 25 January 2022

NO BLUE TODAY

 



I looked for a 'No Blue Today' song for you but there isn't one.

There is of course the excellent 'No Milk Today song:

NO MILK TODAY - HERMAN'S HERMITS


This was written by Graham Gouldman who has had  a prolific songwriting career, has and still does perform on his own and was part of the outstanding group 10CC.

Here's an early 'solo' performance of his:

NO MILK TODAY - GRAHAM GOULDING


And here's a 2013 acoustic live recording on Songwriter's Circle:

NO MILK TODAY - GRAHAM GOULDMAN SONGWRITER'S CIRCLE


I wish that I'd been able to write songs like he has. Some of my favourites, recorded by other bands have been written by him like those hits of the  Yardbirds and The Hollies.


LIST OF GOULDMAN'S SONGS


It's 'No blue today' because we have a very grey and rainy day here and I think it'll be like this all week. I won't be playing tennis today and maybe not even on Thursday (the day that Shelley doesn't work - someone needs to tell Richard or, maybe she just goes out all day on Thursday to get away from him.)

Thunderstorms are predicted for tomorrow which might clear the air as this rain while it's still warm is making for muggy conditions.


We're off for our booster shots soon so I'd better leave this now.


Bye.

Friday, 21 February 2020

BLUE ANIMALS

I see that the old joker in Wellington is still casting aspersions on my looks. He's fixated on the fact that my portrait shows some orange tints in my face. The poor old guy simply doesn't understand the concepts of reflection and colour influence. Warm colours like orange are more active and emotionally charged than cool colours like blue. They jump out at the viewer, attracting attention and drawing interest. In general, warm colours are rarer than cool colours, so an image which has even a small splash of warmth can stand out. I wouldn't expect someone who lives on the far fringes of a city to understand this of course. Culture expands from a central source and it takes a long time to get to the outer reaches.


Moving on - a few posts back I promised to write posts using blue themes. One of these promised was a post on blue animals. Here it is:

BLUE ANIMALS

There aren't any.*

Thank you for your time.













* While there are no actual blue animals as in mammals there are some other creatures that are a bit blue or have 'blue' in their name. Some examples are:

Little blue heron.
Blue-ringed octopus.
Bluejay.
Moon jellyfish.
Blue poison dart frog.
Glaucus Atlanticus, also known as a blue dragon.

Friday, 3 January 2020

BEING PART OF A COMMUNITY

Being part of a community is good, especially for a blue person. We have to put up with a lot of criticism from uncaring and frankly rude people like that old joker Richard who unkindly suggests that I'm more orange than blue. What's that all about? He's no bloody oil painting .... actually maybe he is. He's beginning to look more like the Dorian Gray portrait every day.



I'm part of the community where I live, getting involved in community organisations, events and sports. I'm also involved in a blogging community - THE CURMUDGEONS INC.ⓒ which is a collective that shares out the workload of blogging. We do this for reasons of relevance so that readers don't get confused by having to read through a lot of wish-wash before concluding that it is of no interest to them. With THE CURMUDGEONS INC.ⓒ blogs readers know what to expect by the name and nature of the blog unlike those ramblings of Richard's Bass Bag or Robert The Sinner.


Let's all help each other out there.

Monday, 30 December 2019

PAIN IN THE ARSE

Well, not exactly the arse but certainly I've been experiencing pain in my lower back and down my left thigh today and yesterday.



I don't know what I did to cause this but did play golf on Saturday so may have wrenched my back muscles in some way.

To be honest this is making me grouchy but I won't bother you with my complaints here. I'll leave the bitching and moaning to this guy: IRASCIBLE OLD BASTARD


Sunday, 15 December 2019

NOT DORIAN GRAY

There has been some speculation as to the background to THE BLUE MAN's colours.



Yes, it is true that the predominant (actually the only) colours in my make-up are blue and orange.

A rugby enthusiast opined that it may have something to do with the colours of the Otago Rugby Union and its Super Rugby team THE HIGHLANDERS. Well this guy is in the realms of fantasy there as I hate Super Rugby and if I did support a team it wouldn't be one that represented drunken and irresponsible Dunedin university students.

No connection here


Another idiot contributor hinted at a Donald Trump connection with the splashes of orange. It's amazing what social media brings out nowadays with certifiable nutters being given free rein to their opinions (just look at the blogs of some of the commentators to this blog).


You'd have to be joking



Colours do have significance and, through history.

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BLUE

Blue is the colour of the sky and sea. It is often associated with depth and stability. It symbolises trust, loyalty, wisdom, confidence, intelligence, faith, truth, and heaven.

Blue is considered beneficial to the mind and body. It slows human metabolism and produces a calming effect. Blue is strongly associated with tranquility and calmness. In heraldry, blue is used to symbolise piety and sincerity.

You can use blue to promote products and services related to cleanliness (water purification filters, cleaning liquids, vodka), air and sky (airlines, airports, air conditioners), water and sea (sea voyages, mineral water).

Blue is a masculine colour; according to studies, it is highly accepted among males. Dark blue is associated with depth, expertise, and stability.

Blue is seldom used to promote food and drink though as blue bottles and containers were used in olden times to store poisons. Avoid using blue when promoting food and cooking, because blue suppresses appetite. Mike should have taken this into consideration when he bought a Chinese wine in a blue bottle and gave it to THE WINE GUY. He nearly poisoned the poor guy as the wine had di-ethylene-glycol in it.

The history of blue as a colour for everyday man began when the Catholic Church made an important move in the year 431 AD. At this time, the Church decided to colour-code the saints, and Mary was given a blue robe. Over time, the shade of blue that Mary wore became what is now known as "navy blue." Because Mary stood for innocence and trustworthiness, the colour blue was seen as a positive light. This same navy blue was adopted by militaries and police to convey a similar essence of trust.

As navy blue became more popular among authorities, people began to associate it with the idea of authority. Thus, different shades of blue needed to be developed in order to convey the colour's original peaceful, subdued meaning. Robin's egg blue and pale, powder blue were developed for this purpose.

The history of blue as "the colour for boys" is an even newer notion that primarily arose after the post World War II baby boom. It came about as a marketing scheme, as manufacturers could sell more clothes if some were distinctly for boys, and others were distinctly for girls.

The history of blue is fascinating and I will write a longer post on this sometime in the future. In short blue has been associated with music (The Blues), song titles, making errors, names for Australian blokes, bad language and feelings: We all have felt sad sometimes or, in other words, we've all been 'blue'. 

I mentioned 'navy-blue' earlier. The Navy has a link to 'feeling blue'. It refers to a custom that many old deepwater sailing ships follow. Which is - If the ship lost the captain or any of the officers during its voyage, she would fly blue flags and have a blue band painted along her entire hull when returning to home port.




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ORANGE

Orange combines the energy of red and the happiness of yellow. It is associated with joy, sunshine, and the tropics. Orange represents enthusiasm, fascination, happiness, creativity, determination, attraction, success, encouragement, and stimulation.

To the human eye, orange is a very hot colour, so it gives the sensation of heat. Nevertheless, orange is not as aggressive as red. Orange increases oxygen supply to the brain, produces an invigorating effect, and stimulates mental activity. It is highly accepted among young people. As a citrus colour, orange is associated with healthy food and stimulates appetite. Orange is the colour of Autumn and harvest. In heraldry, orange is symbolic of strength and endurance.

Orange has very high visibility, so you can use it to catch attention and highlight the most important elements of your design. Orange is very effective for promoting food products and toys. Much hi-vis clothing and machinery is coloured orange. Its high visibility makes it a popular colour for lifeboats and safety equipment like lifejackets and floatation devices. It is also widely worn by cyclists and road workers to avoid being hit.

Dark orange can mean deceit and distrust.
Red-orange corresponds to desire, sexual passion, pleasure, domination, aggression, and thirst for action.

Throughout history orange, for many cultures was seen as a sacred colour but, unlike many other colours orange is polarising - you either hate it or love it.

Orange is bold and striking. For some, it makes a statement; others think it garish. From ancient Egyptian art through12th century icons to modern art, paintings with orange pigment have permeated world culture for thousands of years.

(Pomona by Nicolas Fouché c.1700), the goddess of fruitful abundance, was often depicted in orange; her name derived from the Latin word pomon, meaning fruit. 


Ancient Egyptian artists used an orange mineral pigment called realgar for tomb paintings.  The same pigment was later used for colouring manuscripts by medieval artists. Orange pigments were also made in ancient times from a mineral known as orpiment, whose naturally golden-yellow hue made it of great interest to alchemists; they conjectured it held the secret to forming gold. Orpiment was traded in the Roman Empire and was used as medicine in China despite its high arsenic content. No doubt Mike will give THE WINE GUY a Chinese wine in an orange bottle sometime soon.

For centuries, orpiment was ground down and used as pigment in painting and sealing wax. In fact, it was one of the few clear, bright pigments available to artists until the 19th century, whose dawn saw the introduction of cadmium yellows, chromium yellows and organic dye-based colours. After the 19th century, orpiment became redundant because of its extreme toxicity and incompatibility with other common pigments, such as verdigris and azurite.

In 1797, French scientist Louis Vauquelin discovered the mineral crocoite, which led in 1809 to the advent of the synthetic pigment chrome orange. Other synthetic pigments, cobalt red, cobalt yellow and cobalt orange, made from cadmium sulphide plus cadmium selenite, soon followed. These new pigments, plus the invention of the metal paint tube in 1841, meant artists could paint outdoors and capture the colours of natural light.

In England orange became very popular with the Pre-Raphaelites, a group of English painters, poets and critics, founded in 1848. The flowing red-orange hair of Elizabeth Siddal, the wife of painter Dante Gabriel Rossetti, became a symbol of the Pre-Raphaelite movement. Albert Joseph Moore painted festive scenes of Romans wearing bright orange cloaks brighter than any Roman would have worn.

French artists took orange in a different direction. In 1872, Claude Monet painted Impression Sunrise in which a tiny orange sun is the focal point of the image—its reflection illuminating the water’s surface. The painting gave its name to the impressionist movement.

Orange became an important colour for all the impressionist painters. Having studied recent books on colour theory, they knew orange placed next to azure blue made both colours appear much brighter. Auguste Renoir painted boats with stripes of chrome orange straight from the paint tube.

The post-impressionists went further with orange. Paul Gauguin used orange as backgrounds, for clothing and skin colour, to fill his paintings with light and exoticism.

But Vincent Van Gogh was perhaps the most prolific user of the colour. Orange and yellow represented for Van Gogh the pure sunlight of Provence. 




Orange has political connections being the colour of Christian democratic political ideology. It is associated with Protestantism in Northern Ireland, linked to the Orange Order, a Protestant fraternal organisation. 

In Holland orange is a very popular colour even though it isn't represented in the nation's flag. It's roots can be traced back to the beginnings of the Netherlands: Orange is the official colour of the Dutch royal family and began with Willem van Oranje (William of Orange) who was the leader of the Dutch revolt against the Spanish Habsburgs, a movement which led to Dutch independence in 1581. 




With thanks to the internet via Google for much of this information and Wikipedia and Art & Collections.
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 As you can see none of the above - history, art*, politics or religion has anything to do with the origins of THE BLUE MAN'S colours and I frankly wonder why I bothered writing researching copying and pasting it.

I hope that it was of interest though. Please let me know as, in my trawling I discovered much, much more that I can borrow for you.






*THE BLUE MAN image I use is from an oil painting we own and which is in the study above the computer. It was painted by Christchurch artist Stehanie McEwin.

Tuesday, 3 December 2019

NEVERMIND




I had a quick check on the blogs this morning after playing tennis with The Curmudgeon.
There wasn't much activity although The Curmudgeon as usual had kept his blog up to date. He said that he will post later today after going to the dentist. Robert's Rosary thing seems to have fizzled and Richard's Bass Bag is limping along with not very interesting posts.
In Richard's post today he made this unsolicited comment:

"The blue joker hasn't posted for a while. Funny how these guys all turn up, full of energy, full of talk, and then nothing."

                                                                        - Richard's Bass Bag 3 December 2019


The Curmudgeon had warned me about him and I can see what he meant now. It is a bit mean given that I've just started this blog. I didn't want to come across as pushy but it seems that I might have to be a bit more aggressive - or, at least, passive aggressive.


Friday, 29 November 2019

BUMMER





Yes, you read it right, the perineum is the latest underexposed part of the body and 'new-age' nutters are dedicated to 'getting it out'.

Maybe I should try it. Those bloody seagulls hovering around where I put some breadcrumbs out for the small birds might get a shock (not to mention the neighbours).

Monday, 25 November 2019

PHOENIX*

* (This post was originally published by ZWEITE GEIGE in November 2017 but I've borrowed it as it is still appropriate.)



She was so beautiful - and that voice!


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"You will rise,You'll return,The phoenix from the flame,You will learn,You will rise,You'll return,Being what you are,There is no other Troy, For you to burn"

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I feel as if I've risen from the flames like that Phoenix. I've kept low for the last three years just getting on with my business but have been stirred.







Yes, I know what you're thinking - you think that the new Labour government has been the 'alarm clock' but you're wrong - not entirely though. It's very exciting for sure and I'm hoping that things will go very well Trevor Mallard fiasco or no Trevor Mallard fiasco. At least we don't have a ponytail-pulling pervert at the helm.


I'm a realist, an opportunist and a chameleon so adding phoenix to my attributes is easy. I've seen many changes in social order, political affiliations and socio-economic situations and have been able to adapt myself to suit. Recently the rise of corporatisation is having widespread effect on everyones lives so will have to be considered. Our lives are now being more led by commercial companies than by religions or governments. Many of the biggest corporates hide themselves behind a facade of 'social usefulness' so aren't recognised, particularly by the younger generations as being the avaricious capitalists they really are.






Modern social media, computer and global retail companies - you know the ones are getting away with things that used to be frowned upon and even illegal - like tax evasion, tax avoidance, anti-competitive practices, transfer pricing - all sorts of things that the capitalist railway barons, mill owners, shipping owners and oil companies of yesteryear used to do.

Anyway. I've risen and come to the realisation that sometimes, if you can't beat them it's better to join them. A social media friend - Good Kiwi Bloke alerted me to the fact that THE CURMUDGEON has reinvented itself and created a phenomenally successful enterprise named CURMUDGEONS INC. which is a tight association of leading edge blogs. The core of these are wholly owned subsidiaries of

CURMUDGEONS INC. but there is the opportunity to be financially linked which GKB and me will explore.

Annexation incorporation is the new religion so we'd all better get praying.


I'M INSPIRED

I think that I will join this blogging community.

Last night I read all of THE CURMUDGEON'S posts going back to June 2008. I'm impressed at the range and quality of these. It gives me some ideas of my own.

Post series is a theme that THE CURMUDGEON uses quite successfully. I see that, in his latest post one of the community dribblers contributors RICHARD'S BASS BAG proposes to do a series on women's dresses. "Good luck to him" I say. In this LGBT world anything goes.


Here are some things, using the theme of 'Blue' that I could write about:


  • BLUE music
  • BLUE art
  • BLUE clothing
  • BLUE food
  • BLUE drinks
  • BLUE automobiles
  • BLUE scenery
  • BLUE language
  • BLUE clothing
  • BLUE Animals
  • BLUE planets
  • BLUE moon
  • BLUE seas
  • BLUE iconography
  • BLUE errors
  • BLUE houses
to name a few.

There's lots of material to work with. What do you think new community partners?

Sunday, 24 November 2019

THE BLUE MAN GETS STARTED

I wanted a blog that's just me with no connections to anything else.

As The Blue Man I want to be able to move about without any labels or restrictions.
My mind floats about a bit as I think, daydream, fantasise or remember. Sometimes my thoughts are whimsical, sometimes philosophical, sometimes political but never religious.

If there is any one overriding theme in my blog however it would be pessimism. I don't feel optimistic in the way the world and life is going. Things are bad and are only going to get worse.


NO BLUE TODAY

  I looked for a 'No Blue Today' song for you but there isn't one. There is of course the excellent 'No Milk Today song: NO ...